Monday, July 16, 2012

My Guilty MADNESS



Ruki's summers


  • I: "In summer holidays, what did you do at home?"
  • Ruki: "Because my parents went to work during daytime, that was free time. So in the mornings, I’d watch anime or the summer shows. But, before my parents returned, I was made to complete drills. They always hid my parents' answer page somewhere. When they were gone I'd look for it and copy it, and write a similar answer to create an alibi. Anyway for the drills, I copied the answers everyday."

Occupation try out


  • Q: What kind of occupation would you like to try out once?
  • Ruki: Boss
  • Aoi: Manager
  • Uruha And Ruki: No way.
  • Ruki: If I was the manager of these members, I'd be pissed off everyday.
  • Aoi: If it was these members I'd definitely hit someone.
  • Kai: After talking to someone experieced in carpentry, it sounded interesting, so I would like to try that.
  • Aoi: It is interesting.
  • Uruha: I would want to be noticed for being the chef of a famous, beautiful restaurant.
  • Reita: A celebrity. Like how we're talking in this kind of way, whenever I watch variety shows the celebrities have to pay attention to who's doing what and what they're saying. I would want to try being in that kind of pressure. There's no chance I'd get any laughs, though.

Aoi and Ruki caught with porn magazines


Ruki talked first about getting caught with a porn mag...then Aoi tells about when he was caught
  • Aoi: Hmm.. Speaking of that, I too have..
  • Ruki: Uhuh
  • Aoi: Of course, ummm....... has been caught as well, of course, right?
  • Ruki: Right.
  • Aoi: Well.. it happened in the morning.
  • Ruki: When you woke up? After waking up?
  • Aoi: I woke up, ate breakfast,
  • Ruki: ahahaha
  • Aoi: It was time to get ready to leave. My mom was getting ready for work too.
  • Aoi: Umm....while facing the three-sided mirror, putting on her foundation,
  • Ruki: *burst out laughing*
  • Aoi: ... was what my mom was doing, right~ ummm... Well when I went back to my room, I had a porn mag placed on top of the desk.
  • Aoi: And from the three-sided mirror
  • Ruki: *LOL-ing*
  • Aoi: "HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU DONE THIS?!"
  • Ruki: A-huhu "how many times"
  • Aoi: And you know, while I was reading it, ehem - STIRED WITH EXCITEMENT - that something, well.. I definitely felt it, but the moment she caught me, I COMPLETELY WENT BLANK!
  • Aoi: I was like "Aaaaa! Mom!!! I don't do these things in the morning!!!"
  • Ruki: AHAHHAAHHAHAA
  • Aoi: anoo... I wonder if my mom still remembers
  • Ruki: Man, that sucks.
  • Aoi: Sucks, right!

What Ruki does and doesn't look for in a girl


List of the characteristics Ruki seeks in a girlfriend and things he doesn't look for in girls.
  • Feminine face
  • Wearing any piece of clothing more than once a week is out of the question
  • Blood types A and AB are unacceptable
  • Must wear make-up when going to see him
  • Attracted to very strong-willed woman, to the point where they seem bitchy
  • Wants a girl who sleeps curled in a little ball
  • Does not like girls who sleep in for work or arrangements.
  • Use of vulgar language is out of the question
  • Does not like woman who mentions their age differences (e.g Girl: "Even though you are older...") as this causes seperation between him and the girl.
  • Does not like woman who expect him to act in a certain way because of gender (e.g: There is a cockroach and Ruki is also scared and the girl turns to him and says "But aren't you a guy?") as this also causes seperation between them.
Sources - JROCK DRAMA, NEO Vol 23


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